HOPE YOU GET A LAUGH FROM THESE AS MUCH AS I DID, OUCH THIS REALLY HURTS AFTER A HERNIA OPERATION. SEE MADE YOU LAUGH ALREADY
WOW THIS GIVES OFF ROADING A WHOLE NEW MEANING, I THINK THIS WOULD BE CLASSIFIED
AS ROAD HOUSING! YOU THINK!
IT FINALLY HAPPENED FEDEX AND UPS HAVE MERGED
HMMMMMM!! DECISIONS DECISIONS
Well, thank
goodness!!! Up until now, only 36% of women have been able to find this.
OK DAD I 'VE SEEN ENOUGH AIR TIME
NOTHING LIKE HAVING YOUR OWN PERSONAL BUILT IN HELICOPTER.
WHAT A MARKETING IDEA HERE
WONDER WHAT KIND OF DRUGS THIS GUY WAS ON WHEN HE MADE THIS SIGN.
Hygiene is important.
ANOTHER DREAM COME TRUE
Another
fine example of rocket scienceSubject: You Gotta Love Walmart - Afternoon Humor
One
day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,
" My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you
don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a
diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and
the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It
takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars a lot cheaper than a doctor."
So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart.
He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the
urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds
later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your
arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two
weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was,
Joe
began wondering if the computer could be fooled He mixed some tap
water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and
daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.
Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits
ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The
computer prints the following:
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
ALMOST MAKES YOU THINK IS THIS FOR REAL
